一个乐高玩偶的故事“碰瓷”
老人：哇！这真是辆豪车，看来我应该可以从这豪车司机那里捞到一笔不小的钱财……啊！（摔倒） Old man: Wow! That’s a fancy car, guess I can get some money from the rich driver…Ah! (fall down)
Driver: OH MY GOODNESS! I need to help that old man.
司机：哦我的天啊！我得去帮助那摔倒的老人。
Old man: Ahem, young man, you have to pay for my injury, you just hit me with your enormous car!
老人：小伙子，你刚刚用你那庞大的车子撞到我了，你得赔偿我的医疗损失费！
Driver: What? Are you mad? I was just driving… By the way, who is that guy with the odd white hair?
司机：什么？你疯了吗？我刚刚只不过是在开车而已……不过，那边那个有着一头奇怪的白发人是谁啊？
Time traveler: Guys, why are you arguing in the streets?
时间穿越者：伙计们，你们为何要在光天化日之下的大街小巷里争吵不休啊？
Driver: I thought this old man was injured so I got off my car to help him, and now he is blaming me for his injury…
司机：我以为这位老人受伤了所以下了车来帮助他，没想到他却将他的伤情怪罪于我……
Old man: This young man just hit me with his car and now he wants to run away from his guilt!
老人：这个小伙子刚刚明明用他车撞的我，现在他却昧着良心说话！
Time traveler: Alright, I have an idea. Why don’t you guys follow me to go back in time and spectator what actually happened?
时间穿越者：好吧，我有一个主意。你们为何不随我回到过去来一睹事情的来龙去脉呢？
Driver & Old man: Agreed.
司机和老人：同意。
Time Traveler: Come here my car and let’s get started
时间穿越者：过来时空车，让我们快点开始吧！
(They travel to the Star War scene)
（他们来到了星球大战的场景）
Driver: What place is this? Why are these 2 people fighting with blinking swords?
司机：这是什么鬼地方？这里为什么有两个人正持闪光剑激战啊？
Time Traveler: Oh no, wrong time period…
时间穿越者：抱歉，走错时空了……
(They go back in time)
（他们来到过去车祸现场）
Driver: SEE!? The old man’s lying, I KNEW IT!
司机：看到没？老头在撒谎！我知道这个老套的碰瓷手法
Time Traveler: Well, now the proof is clear, do you have anything to say?
时间穿越者：那么，既然现在已经真相大白，你们各自都有些什么想说的话吗？
Old man: Sorry young man, I thought I could gain a huge sum of money from you by lying. Now I realize that I should not abuse the use of my seniority to gain the fortune that doesn’t belong to me. Thank you for giving this lesson!
老人：小伙子，对不起，我以为我原本可用撒谎从你这里捞到一笔钱，现在我才发现我不应滥用我的老人权益来获取不义之财。多谢你给我上了这一课！
(The End)
（剧终）
